Readers beware

I stumbled upon this article on Flavorwire while exploring all of Tom Hawking's articles (writer's envy... he's great) and found it amusing. I have to confess, I've only touched one of the books he talks about- Tristram Shandy- and gave up after a couple hundred pages. But Mandy, I know you'll be pleased to see The Sound and the Fury up there. Well done, my friend.